Reality Roll Call

in an article in OK! Magazine Michael Lohan has challenged Kevin Federline to a boxing match for attention charity, with the proceeds going to Long Island Fight for Charity.

“Everyone wants me to fight K-fed because he’s a notorious celebrity dad and so am I,” he told Ok! By everyone, he means everyone who was in the room at the time the idea came up.

Federline knows nothing about the challenge yet, which is certainly an unusual way to set up an event. Let’s hope he doesn’t find out, because this is one event that doesn’t need to happen, charity or not.

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As if Living Lohan wasn’t an insufferable spectacle of familial dysfunction  and stage-motherly self-promotion, it has the potential to get much worse.

The producers of the Ali and Dina reality embarrassment have approached daddy Michael to appear to next season’s show. That it, if the show comes back for a second season. According to an insider, his appearance would not be so much about him being Ali’s dad as it would be about being Dina’s ex:

“The producers for Living Lohan have been talking to Michael about being on the show. They want to capture all the drama that goes on between Dina and her ex-husband.”

The plan would be to have Dina and Michael go to weekly counseling sessions for the cameras. Wait, what exactly is Living Lohan supposed to be about again?

Last week on “Living Lohan” Ali leaves Vegas. After returning to Long Island, she has an offer to audition for a movie. Now we can see Dina really shine: not as a pushy music momager, but as a pushy stage mom! Hurray!

The episode starts off with a little “Just a normal family” slice-of-life shtick. We see Michael home, visiting with his girlfriend Nina. They’re hanging out in the room they share upstairs, and she’s walking around half-naked after getting out of the shower. Now, I don’t expect everyone to be as old-fashioned as me, but I will say that even the most liberal of my friends’ parents still enforce a separate-room policy for non-engaged couples. And when the kids are barely out of their teens, as is the case with Michael Lohan and company, it’s even more strange. And I suppose it wouldn’t be a big deal if Dina Lohan was a responsible mother in other ways, but to me, this whole thing smack of the kind of “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom” attitude Dina seems to adore.