Reality Roll Call

Unlike some people, I was actually sad to see Michelle evicted from the house. I found her yelling and accent quite charming. I don’t think she should’ve been leaving tonight. If Dan was going screw Ollie over, why did he put up Michelle? If you screw somebody over,  wouldn’t you fully renege on the deal and put the person you made the deal with up? I really don’t like Dan’s games, because more times than not, they are pointless. He claims that he’s stirring things up, but his games never stir things up; they’re just games.

Do not read if you don’t want to know how the whole POV aftermath turns out.

UPDATE: Everything has hit the fan since this was written! Click here to see the video!

When we last checked in, after Big Brother ended Thursday night, the King of the Vine HoH competition left Dan a winner. The problem was, in order to win the competition, he made a deal with the other player left on a vine in the rain: Ollie.

Normally, the deals made in the endurance comps are pretty straight forward; the winner promises not to put the loser on the block to be nominated for eviction. This deal between Ollie and Dan has to be the weirdest in Big Brother history. Not only does Dan agree not to put Ollie up for eviction, he promises to keep Michelle safe. Not only that, but Ollie gets to choose one person to put on the block. And as if that wasn’t enough relinquishment of power, Dan tells Ollie that if someone comes off the block, due to the Power of Veto, Ollie can pick who he wants to go up as a replacement. What the hell, why not just give him HoH, Dan?

We’re about 3 hours and 45 minutes into the competition and all but Dan and Ollie have been eliminated. As with any Big Brother endurance competition, there are people calling foul. Michelle fell off because her leg got caught in a net that’s part of the wall that they were smashing into. I see why she’s complaining, but earlier in the competition she grabbed on to that very same net to save herself from falling.

Memphis was the last to fall so far, and seemed to be in the worse shape of everyone. Think about the condition that Dick was in at the of of his endurance competition, and if thats a 10 Memphis was about an 8. BB production even came over the loud speaker to ask him if he was okay.

Na na na na, hey hey hey goodbye, April. It’s the end of this season’s showmance, and also the end of a lot of perverts’ 24/7 feed subscriptions. April didn’t really pose much of a threat competition-wise, but then again nobody this season really does. I think she was an easy target because she always talked about how great she was and how awesome her life is outside of the house. Not to mention that she had a solid alliance with Ollie. Sure, she’ll be missed, but no where near as much as Dan, Michelle, or Renny would be if they got evicted. Those three are what make the feeds worth watching; Renny especially.

With Renny’s nominations of Jerry, and April, there’s nobody in the house other than them or Ollie that would change the nominations if they won veto. I don’t think it takes a rocket scientist to see that that’s pretty bad odds for the nominees, at least a first glance anyway. If we run down the list of remaining house guests it looks like the nominees would have a pretty good chance of winning the veto…

Renny: She’s smart, but if it’s something extremely physical that requires speed, she’ll be a long shot to win it. All she’s won this season was the HoH competition.

Keesha: She’s a really good competitor,  but she can’t seem to get over that hump that makes her a dominant force in competitions. If memory serves me right she only won HoH once.

Deadwood
Michelle wins HOH this week. Absolutely incredible. The funny thing is her targets this week. April made an agreement to spare Jesse from the block when she and April were competing for HOH the previous week. April went back on her word, proving she cannot be trusted. Michelle, of all people, should have seen that red flag from the get go. Then again, she is the Deadwood this season, so perhaps she has not been playing this game all along, or without a brain. If you have the chance to take out the person on top wouldn’t you do that, versus getting out the henchmen?… who knows. Needless to say, her thoughts on stirring up the house and continuing to get in Keesha’s face will prove to hurt her in this house for sure in weeks to come.

Finally, the 100% natural body builder was evicted from the Big Brother house,and it was all thanks to America’s vote. I think this might have been the first time that America was the swing vote. I’m not sure if we were the swing vote on Dustin’s(BB8) eviction. As nice as it was to have an affect on the game again, I think its time to stop with this America’s player stuff. It’s the type of twist that’s only good once. The house was jokingly calling Dan America’s Player before he was officially America’s Player, so its time to officially put that to rest along with the red leotards.

After watching my friend Keesha’s HOH week, I have continued to see improvements in her gameplay. Her HOH nominations were a bold move on her part, but I agree with them hands down. She actually nominated the adversaries that aided in the destruction of Steven; a move not even Danielle from season 8 could do to save Nick from the chopping block. So, kudos to you Keesha, a very bold move. In addition, even after mass coercion she stuck to her guns, and did not use the POV– very nice. She may find out the hard way that Libra will back stab her in the end, but at least she has her as a friend for a few weeks to come.

The Meathead (Jesse)
Once again, arrogance got the best of this breakdown Buzz. Mr Lightyear panicked like a stray dog, and decided to show his cards early. This may, in fact, bite him in the ass soon. All I can say for Buzz, is I’d be willing to bet his time is limited. Buzz off Buzz.

Tonight Angie Swindell, the pharmaceutical sales representative from Orlando was the third house guest evicted from the Big Brother house. Angie played the game by sitting around quietly, observing the other house guests. She never really got too involved, and I think that might have been what did her in. The only good thing about her being evicted over Jessie is that there is one more week of drama between the two sides of the house.