Reality Roll Call

Paris Hilton has squashed rumors that she would be having a double wedding with her BFF, and Simple Life co-star Nicole Richie. The two are currently hooked up with twin brothers Benji and Joel Madden of Good Charlotte. Nicole has a baby daughter with Joel.

Paris says that even though she has heard the double wedding rumor, she would want to have separate weddings.

Probably because they wouldn’t be able to round up enough puppies for the bridal bouquets.

New mom Nicole Richie has been out and about, shopping her idea for a reality show. No, it’s not as pathetic as Paris Hilton’s search for a new BFF, but it’s not all that interesting on the surface. She is going to be looking for the next Nicole Richie, according to EW.com.

The show is going to have seven girls compete to achieve the status of “being famous for being famous”, Just like her. The winner of the show will get her own reality show, where she can go from town to town, living with families and acting like a jerk for the camera, drop a lot of weight, get arrested for driving under the influence several times, go to jail for 15 minutes, hook up with a rock star twin, and have a baby.

Paris Hilton with child? It wouldn’t be surprising, you know. She is dating her best friend’s baby daddy’s twin brother, Benji Madden. And even though she is looking for a new BFF, I don’t think that’s going to work out. So, if she had more in common with her childhood friend and Simple Life cohort, Nicole Richie, they could do so much more fun stuff together. Just like I wrote in my idea for their new reality show.

Even though it hasn’t been confirmed, there are some interesting pictures over at Popbytes.com, and she certainly looks to have a croissant in the hearth, right down to the protruding navel.

Don’t believe me? Click here to see for yourself.

Fun-loving, disinherited socialite Paris Hilton will be making her way back to reality tv airwaves, in search of a new BFF.

Paris, who is best known for her reality tv hijinks with childhood friend Nicole Richie on The Simple Life, is sad and lonely and is looking for a new best friend, and hopes to find it among the contestants on her new reality show. After all, every girl needs a friend to drive panty-less to clubs with. And, as everyone knows from all the reality dating shows, the best place to find a sincere, long-term relationship is to pick one from a group of wanna-be actors on a reality show.