Reality Roll Call

No, really.  And not in that made-for-TV way either. According to Paris, the person who won the MTV reality show, Paris Hilton’s My New BFF, is her new Best Friend Forever.

Contact Music quotes Hilton:

“The person who won is now my best friend. We hang out. Yeah, we’re really friends.
“We’ve been having barbecues and hanging out at the house. The winner and I have been pretty low-key so far, because it is top secret right now.
“In my life you can get photographed at any time. You never know when paparazzi are going to be hiding around the corner. So my friend needs to be paparazzi-ready.”

Last week, the Paris Hilton internet news was that she went ballistic when she wasn’t allowed to buy a puppy to use as an accessory in a photo shoot. Well, she’s been reading the things that people have been saying about her (or at least having someone tell her about it), and she wants to set the record straight.

From the pages of her MySpace blog:

“I wanted to let you know that I’ve been getting messages and reading stories about an incident that supposedly happened with me and a pet store: I was catching up on news last week only to read a story about me walking by some puppies for sale, and demanding that I be given a Yorkie puppy to be an accessory for a photo shoot. These stories have gotten out of control and I want to clear some things up-

Paris Hilton has squashed rumors that she would be having a double wedding with her BFF, and Simple Life co-star Nicole Richie. The two are currently hooked up with twin brothers Benji and Joel Madden of Good Charlotte. Nicole has a baby daughter with Joel.

Paris says that even though she has heard the double wedding rumor, she would want to have separate weddings.

Probably because they wouldn’t be able to round up enough puppies for the bridal bouquets.

Recently heiress and reality tv star Paris Hilton had a major hissy fit when The Puppy Store in Los Angeles wouldn’t let her buy a Yorkshire Terrier puppy for a photo shoot.

Paris was on her way to a photo shoot over the weekend, and decided that a puppy in the picture would make it cuter. So, she explained that to the good people at The Puppy Store on Melrose, and they denied her purchase. An employee there cited the purchase as “an impulse buy”, according to Page Six.

Clearly, the foolish employee didn’t know the difference between an impulse buy and the well thought out fashion accessory. Having left her other canine brooches and purses at home, Paris, “went ballistic”, and according to sources, “She started screaming, ‘I love my puppies! I want my baby!’”

New mom Nicole Richie has been out and about, shopping her idea for a reality show. No, it’s not as pathetic as Paris Hilton’s search for a new BFF, but it’s not all that interesting on the surface. She is going to be looking for the next Nicole Richie, according to EW.com.

The show is going to have seven girls compete to achieve the status of “being famous for being famous”, Just like her. The winner of the show will get her own reality show, where she can go from town to town, living with families and acting like a jerk for the camera, drop a lot of weight, get arrested for driving under the influence several times, go to jail for 15 minutes, hook up with a rock star twin, and have a baby.

Paris Hilton with child? It wouldn’t be surprising, you know. She is dating her best friend’s baby daddy’s twin brother, Benji Madden. And even though she is looking for a new BFF, I don’t think that’s going to work out. So, if she had more in common with her childhood friend and Simple Life cohort, Nicole Richie, they could do so much more fun stuff together. Just like I wrote in my idea for their new reality show.

Even though it hasn’t been confirmed, there are some interesting pictures over at Popbytes.com, and she certainly looks to have a croissant in the hearth, right down to the protruding navel.

Don’t believe me? Click here to see for yourself.

I am so jealous. Today on Paris Hilton’s My Space blog she wrote about meeting all of the applicants who are competing to be her new bff on her MTV reality show. It sounds so cool and intimate, just like I imagine it would be if I applied to compete to be friends with someone. She was so unselfish that she had the 18 people that she actually chose to be on the show get makeovers from Fred Seagal Beauty, and I know that is not a plug. That is something that real friends do for each other; they get each other makeovers from Fred Seagal Beauty. And only Fred Seagal Beauty. Any other place would be a show of insincerity. Paris loves doing makeovers on her friends. She said so herself. Because that’s what people who have people compete on tv for their friendship do.

NEW YORK–(BUSINESS WIRE)–Arriving this week to the web will be an exclusive mini-series, “A Day with the Hiltons,” starring Kathy Hilton and her two daughters, Paris and Nicky. Produced by New York online media company For Your Imagination and distributed exclusively by TV Guide Broadband, the series will document the winners of the “Kathy Hilton - My Secret” Mother’s Day contest, in which a lucky mother and daughter duo receive an expense-paid trip to Los Angeles to spend the day with the Hiltons. The series follows Kathy, Paris and Nicky, as they talk about beauty, family and much more while they visit a salon, attend an intimate brunch and spend the afternoon shopping.

TV Guide Broadband will release “A Day with the Hiltons” in six daily installments starting on May 14, 2008. TV Guide Broadband is an online video service provided by TV Guide Network which delivers short-form entertainment programming on Hulu (http://www.hulu.com/tvguide), YouTube (http://www.youtube.com/tvguide), Veoh (http://www.veoh.com/users/tvguide) and other TV Guide Broadband affiliates. In March 2008, TV Guide Broadband delivered 8.7 million plays across all of its distribution partners.

The title says it all people. Paris Hilton needs a new BFF, and she’s creating a reality show to find one. MTV just launched a brand new casting site for all you wanna be BFF’s to create profiles, upload pictures/videos and hustle for votes. So, if you’re a Paris fan, a reality tv fan, or just a lonely person with a web cam, check ParisBFF.com, and create a profile. Maybe you’ll be lucky enough to land a spot on the show.

Ashton Kutcher spent six seasons making fools out of celebrities in the MTV hidden camera show, Punk’d. Now he is turning the tables on the press and paparazzi with the E! show, Pop Fiction.

Pop Fiction, which will premiere Sunday night March 9, will set up the press by essentially making them privvy to false information about the celebrities whose privacy they invade for a living. A prime example of a recent Pop Fiction set-up was the Paris Hilton/Guru story that had been making the rounds recently.

The show, which is produced by Kutcher and Jason Goldberg will be around for at least eight episodes.