Jon and Kate are Getting Along So Well These Days They’ll Be Divorced in No Time

Things went very well at Saturday’s  arbitration hearing between estranged reality television couple, Jon and Kate Gosselin, according to UPI. So well, says Jon’s lawyer, that the second arbitration hearing scheduled for Monday won’t be necessary. So well, in fact, that their divorce may be final by the end of the year.

Then, once Jon’s TLC lawsuit is settled, we won’t have to see him any more. Unless VH1 wants him to do a dating show, or they resurrect The Surreal Life. Or, if he does a benefit bikini mud wrestling match against Spencer Pratt for charity.

Reality Roll Call’s WTF of the Day: Verne Troyer takes a spill to music

Anyone who saw Verne Troyer on the reality show, The Surreal Life knows that he cannot hold his alcohol. TMZ caught Verne this week tipping over as he tried to get into his car. Jimmy Kimmel put it to music:

Joanie “Chyna” Laurer rushed to the hospital

Former WWE wrestler, and reality show star Joanie “Chyna” Laurer was rushed to the hospital yesterday after mixing pills and alcohol at her 36th birthday party. Although physicians at the hospital wanted to do a psychiatric evaluation, they were unable to because she was apparently too drunk to be coherent.

Sources at her Burbank home say that the former WWE champion, mixed vodka with prescription pills, and arrived at the hospital with cuts on her arm. Friends were concerned that she had attempted suicide, although this has yet to be confirmed.

After leaving professional wrestling, Laurer went on to do reality shows, such as Celebrity Fear Factor, The Surreal Life,  The Surreal Life; Fame Games, and most recently, Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew.

Adrianne Curry Selling Autographed Playboys to Help Military Wife

The first winner of America’s Next Top Model, co-star of My Fair Brady, avid blogger, and Playboy Playmate, Adrianne Curry has decided to sell ORIGINAL autographed copies of the January 2008 issue of Playboy on eBay. For all of you that don’t remember, that’s the issue with her on the cover, bringing sexy back. Before you get started, thinking this another reality star who’s fallen on hard times, think again. Here’s a direct quote from her myspace letting everyone know exactly why she’s doing this.

I am selling these with a friend of mine, a military wife who’s husband is about to be deployed for his third time to Iraq. With 3 kids and rising costs on just about everything, I found the perfect way to help her out, and myself…getting rid of these boxes of playboys!

To bid on any of these auctions to must be 18 years of age or older. For more details check out the ads here.

Da Brat Is Doing Da Time for Da Crime

Rapper and reality tv star Da Brat will be living her own personal surreal life from prison for the next three years courtesy of her own poor judgment and a Dekalb County, Georgia  judge.

DaBrat, whose real name is Shawntae Harris was sentenced to three years imprisionment, seven years probation and 200 hours of community service for attack a woman at a Halloween party at music producer Jermaine Dupri’s nightclub, Studio 72. DaBrat hit a waitress in the face with a rum bottle, and then slashed the woman in the face with the bottle.

In hopes to get off with a light sentence, the rapper plead guilty to felony aggravated assault. Since the victim required hospitalization as the result of her injuries, and still has facial scars, Superior Court Judge Gail Flake was not lenient in her sentencing. DaBrat was previously on probation for a pistol whipping incident.

DaBrat was on the reality shows Celebrity Fit Club and The Surreal Life.

Brady Bunch Mom Warned Chris Knight Not to Marry for Reality TV

Brady Bunch mom Florence Henderson said he warned her television son Christopher Knight not to get engaged for the sake of reality TV.

Knight, who is currently married to model and America’s Next Top Model winner, Adrienne Curry,  met his wife in 2005 on the reality show, The Surreal Life, where they fell in love. They continued to date off the show, and went on to do three season’s of their own reality show, My Fair Brady, which chronicled their courtship, engagement, and married life.

According to Roger Caitlin of courant.com, Henderson felt that VH1 was “like, forcing him to get engaged,” and Knight asked her to counsel them. She went on to say that , “they didn’t take my advice at all.”

“They asked if I would come counsel them before the marriage,” said Henderson, who is a certified hypnotherapist.  “I said, ‘No, but maybe I’ll come counsel the divorce.’”

I am very sure that Adrienne Curry will be addressing Caitlin’s story on her MySpace blog if she hasn’t already. She is a habitual self-Googler and comments quite frequently on what she reads about herself.

…And she already has. Click here to read Adrienne Curry’s response.