Tila Tequila Won’t STFU: Is rushed to the hospital with a dented head

(In the attention-whoring world of reality television, stars come and go like feverblisters on the mouth of the media. And for the last several years the biggest human cold sore is reality television star Tila Tequila. No matter how much you wish she would go away, she comes back,  bringing a whole lot of ridiculous drama. From this point on, I am going to follow her every communication in posts that will be called, “Tila Tequila Won’t STFU”.)

Tila Tequila suffered a major medical emergency when she suffered a head injury that sent her to the hospital. According to her Tweet:

“I slammed my head into the wall and heard the back of my skull crack. There’s a dent in it now!”

Ok, so somehow she bumps her head so hard that she fractures her skull and dents her head. But, she manages to tell the world about it, which is what makes her so totally awesome. According to The NY Daily News, she also Tweeted that she has called an ambulance because she could, “have a brain concussion and die in few hours!”

Fortunately, for us, she’s still alive.

Tila Tequila’s Breast Cast Auction Tops $60,000 With Days Left to Bid

Reality show star Tila Tequila has partnered with The Keep-A-Breast Foundation and is auctioning a painted cast of her breasts on eBay to raise money for breast cancer patients. We are only a few days in, and the last time I checked the bidding was at $60,100, with a little over seven days left to bid. The winner of the auction will also receive a phone call from Tila in addition to being the proud owner of the big red booby cast.

If the auction isn’t already too rich for your blood, or if you just want to look out of curiosity, click here to check out the auction.

Tila Tequila Says She Was Attacked by Six Men

Tila Tequila has taken to the Internet to tell fans about another terrifying ordeal – the model-turned-singer alleges she was the victim of a vicious assault at a gas station.

The former reality TV star claims she was forced to flee in her car after she was attacked by six men as she said goodbye to a female pal in Hollywood earlier this week.

She took to her page on Twitter.com to tell followers, “I was dropping off my Gf (girl friend) and then 6 guys attacked me at a gas station!! That is so f**ked up! How are 6 men going to attack a woman??? One of the guys tried to grab me so I said “Don’t f**king grab me,” then a gang of the guys rolled up on me and was like ‘F**k U Bitch’ etc!!!

“Then they all started ganging up on me when I’m By Myself and I got so scared! I ran to my car and they started chasing me! So wrong! Then while one guy was about to grab me and hit me, his friend was taking pictures…. It was really scary! This makes me so upset!”

In April, the pin-up told fans she was the victim of a crazed stalker who broke into her home and locked her dog in the trunk of her car. -from WENN

Tila Tequila Has A Video Blog Just for You. Now go buy her book

Tila Tequila fans will be happy to know that she has written a book, and it is ready for pre order .  The book,, in which she tells everyone about her life and loves, and what it’s like to pretend to be bisexual as a career, will hit stores in December.

OK, maybe it’s not about pretending to be a bisexual, I’m sure she wrote it as a real, true bisexual.  The book is called, “Hooking Up With Tila Tequila.”  and to celebrate the book, she has a special gift just for you, her fans:

From Tila’s  website:

I MADE A VIDEO BLOG JUST FOR YOU, BUT THE END OF THE FREAKIN VIDEO GOT CUT OFF FOR SOME REASON!  UGH!  STUPID PHOTOBOOTH DOESN’T WORK RIGHT!  HAHA!  ANYWAY…THE PART WHERE I GOT CUT OFF, I JUST SAY HOW MUCH I LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU ALL AND I PROMISE YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS BOOK!  IT’S FULL OF MY WIT AND LIFE EXPERIENCES AND ENCOURAGES EVERYONE TO SHOOT FOR THE STARS…..NO MATTER WHAT!  CHECK OUT THE VIDEO AND PRE-ORDER THE BOOK!  MUAH! XOXOXO

Click here to see the video.

Could Ashley Dupre Be the Next Tila Tequila?

Eliot Spritzer’s high-priced call girl and career killer, Ashley Dupre is shopping a reality show, and is considering taking the next big step by relocating from the city where you have to have talent to get ahead (NYC), to the city where you absolutely don’t (Hollywood).

Word is that she is in talks with Handprint Entertainment, which is the same company that helps Nicole Richie and Pamela Anderson be extremely visible while doing not much of anything. Sources say that they are seriously considering a dating show and are involved with MTV, although MTV declines comment.

Honestly, Tila and Ashley do have a lot in common (aside from their skankatabulous notoriety), as they both claim to want to be “entertainers,” but are actually unaware that all they really want to do is get paid to be noticed.

Bobby Banhart Leaks Shot At Love 2 Winner. Take that, Tila!

They say that love has no fury like a woman scorned, or a guy from a reality show who gets kicked to the curb. Such is the case with Bobby Banhart, the winner of the first season of MTV’s A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila, who revealed Kristy Morgan to be this season’s winner of Tila’s fake love and slightly greasy affection.

Last season Banhart was chosen by Tequila as the person she wanted to build a relationship with, and after the show he was played out like FUBU and unceremoniously kicked to the curb by Tila, though she claims otherwise.

Bobby clearly stands behind his assessment of the situation, because he seemed to enjoy spoiling the ending of this season’s show by posting the winner on his MySpace page. The page has since been removed, but TMZ.com confirms that Kristy is, in fact, the winner of A Shot At Love 2.

But, if you need to see for yourself, Tuesday July 1 at 10pm on MTV.

Tila Tequila and Will.i.am are Dating? Gross!

Word on the street is that America’s favorite internet whore and one of the member’s of your mother’s favorite “hip-hop group” are hooking up. Tila Tequila and Will.i.am of Black Eyed Peas fame were seen canoodling at the Maxim Hot 100 party last month. What did you expect, that she would be seen with a girl? Get it through your head; she’s is only fake-bi, like countless other chicks who like to show their boobies and kiss girls on the internet.

Sources say the two odd-looking specimens were seen holding hands and kissing each other on the cheek all night. It’s really good to see that she is starting to warm up to public displays of affection, since she always seems to be so shy about expressing herself physically.

Tila can be seen pretending to look for a mate on A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila, and Will.i.am is probably somewhere trying to work on something deep and meaningful.

Tila Tequila Takes Credit for Same Sex Marriage. Hilarity ensues.

Actually, it would be funny if we all didn’t know Acorn-head was serious. But, in a recent interview in US Magazine, Tila Tequila takes credit for gay marriage being legal in California:

“It is because of me – I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement,” she told Usmagazine.com at the Hollywood premiere of The Love Guru on Wednesday. “Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships],” she said. “Then they realized, ‘Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.’ The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal.”

Because, you know, people haven’t been fighting for gay rights for decades. And, you know, all politicians do in their spare time is watch MTV. That is the demographic that MTV is catering to right? And people respect Acorn-headed, internet whores who pretend to be bisexual so they can skank it up on TV for a modest amount of attention, right?

Someone tell her that the world is much larger, much smarter, and has a lot more important things to do than to care about how she pretends to live her life on A Shot at Love WIth Tila Tequila.